His chief mechanic, Foreman Pig, nervously polished a bolt. "It's the great Rebalancing, Your Greasiness. Telemetry data. The Birds complained that your Turbo Boost was 'unfairly fast.'"
Meanwhile, on the starting line of the Mountain Pig-a-geddon track, Red was grinning.
The sun blazed down on Piggy Island, but the usual cackle of triumph was missing. In fact, the only sound was the frustrated squeak-squeak-squeak of rusty wheels.
"UNFAIRLY FAST IS THE POINT!" King Pig shrieked, kicking a tire. His kart, once the terror of the Downhill Dash, now handled like a shopping cart full of mud.
"Finally!" Chuck zipped by in a blur of yellow lightning. "My handling stat was a joke! Now I can take the hairpin at the Churn without flying into the cheese volcano!"
His chief mechanic, Foreman Pig, nervously polished a bolt. "It's the great Rebalancing, Your Greasiness. Telemetry data. The Birds complained that your Turbo Boost was 'unfairly fast.'"
Meanwhile, on the starting line of the Mountain Pig-a-geddon track, Red was grinning.
The sun blazed down on Piggy Island, but the usual cackle of triumph was missing. In fact, the only sound was the frustrated squeak-squeak-squeak of rusty wheels.
"UNFAIRLY FAST IS THE POINT!" King Pig shrieked, kicking a tire. His kart, once the terror of the Downhill Dash, now handled like a shopping cart full of mud.
"Finally!" Chuck zipped by in a blur of yellow lightning. "My handling stat was a joke! Now I can take the hairpin at the Churn without flying into the cheese volcano!"