We have a long, complicated history with the blonde archetype. From Marilyn Monroe to Elle Woods, the blonde is either the fool or the femme fatale. Krystal is neither. She is the corporate femme fatale. She weaponizes the stereotype of the "dumb blonde" to get what she wants, only to reveal that she was the smartest person in the room all along.

She is "bad bad" because she uses the world’s expectations against it. You expected her to be sweet? No. You expected her to be a pushover? Absolutely not. Here is the controversial take: Krystal Swift is good for culture.

But as a concept? As a reflection of the rage and ambition we suppress? She is electric.

So, go ahead and call her a "bad bad blonde." I don't think she'd mind. In fact, I think she’d thank you for noticing.