— The Author (?) / A very tired anomaly hunter
Page 1 – The Gravity Falls Anomaly
I saw a gnome. Then a horde of them. They spoke in rhymes and tried to kidnap a teenager. I’m not joking. My photo evidence came out blurry—every time. Almost like the town itself resists being documented.
A wax figure blinked at me. I locked it in the basement. This morning, it was gone. In its place: a single maple leaf and the words “Don’t trust the sheriff.”
