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Eloise looked up, mud dripping from her braids, and gave Carter a slow, deliberate wink.

“I… heard a rumor,” Carter replied carefully. “About a student who scored a perfect 1600 on the SAT by only studying the mating calls of the mallard?” duckquackprep

He pointed. “What’s that one?”

Wetherby’s eyes glistened. “That was Penelope. Class of ‘21. She’s at MIT now, designing resonant frequency dampeners for naval sonar. She says every breakthrough came from the staccato burst —the three-quack warning pattern.” Eloise looked up, mud dripping from her braids,

“You’re saying these kids are learning to quack snail coordinates.” “What’s that one

They drove off as the Hesitant Feed drill resumed behind them, forty-six voices asking the universe a question it had already answered, once, in the form of a muddy girl who laughed like a bird.

Eloise finally spoke—actual English, though it came out rusty, like a drawer that hadn’t been opened in years. “You’re the consultant,” she said to Carter. “Tell them I’m leaving. This place is for kids who need to learn to quack. I was born quacking.”