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Cheez-It patted him on the leaf. "That's growth, Broccardo. That's growth."

Broccardo stopped. He looked at the destroyed Milk Carton. He looked at Cheez-It’s disappointed cheese face. He looked at the 0/10 "Family Friendly" rating floating above his head.

But then, the spoke. The Toaster was old, wise, and had a deep "Mr. Voice." goanimate food

"Broccardo," the Toaster said calmly. "You are not a bad vegetable. You are just... animated that way. If you keep grounding everyone, you will end up alone in the back of the crisper drawer."

Broccardo shrieked. He pulled out a Ban Hammer (a literal hammer with a banana peel on it). "PREPARE TO BE GROUNDED FROM EXISTENCE." Cheez-It patted him on the leaf

Broccardo froze. His eyes grew to the size of dinner plates. A single, pixelated tear rolled down his stalk.

Broccardo screamed, his voice the robotic, high-pitched "Paul" voice. His pupils shrank to pinpricks. "I HATE THE FRIDGE. IT IS TOO COLD. YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 500 YEARS." He looked at the destroyed Milk Carton

Cheez-It finally had enough. He flexed his muscular cheese arms. "Broccardo. I am calling the ."