Hitman - Movie 2007
14% on RT… but it made $100M on a $24M budget. That’s the power of the Hitman brand and Olyphant’s quiet menace. Not a classic, but a fun time capsule. Worth a rewatch? Absolutely. 🩸
“2007. Two game adaptations dropped. One was Resident Evil: Extinction . The other? Hitman . Timothy Olyphant stepped into Agent 47’s polished shoes—bald head, red tie, and zero emotion.” hitman movie 2007
“14% on Tomatometer. But guess what? It doubled its budget. So if you want a sleek, early 2000s action relic… grab some popcorn, ignore the plot, and watch the barcode killer do his thing.” 14% on RT… but it made $100M on a $24M budget
“Critics hated it. Called it shallow, confusing, and unfaithful to the stealth gameplay. And yeah… 47 kills way too many people in the open.” Worth a rewatch
“Hitman or miss? Comment below.”
The plot? A mess. The Russian accents? All over the place. But the bathhouse fight and train station sniper scene ? Pure early 2000s action gold. Plus, Olga Kurylenko before Quantum of Solace .