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Horace was a retired riding instructor with a raspy, worn-out voice—permanently hoarse from decades of shouting encouragement across muddy fields. His best friend was an aging racehorse named Whinny, who had gone just as quiet as Horace.

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One autumn morning, Horace leaned over the stable gate and whispered (for that was all he could manage), “Whinny, old girl, you sound hoarser than me.” Horace was a retired riding instructor with a

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