The campmates are led, still blindfolded, down a steep goat path. The air smells of thyme, sea salt, and something rotting (a dead turtle on the rocks below – unacknowledged, unmissable).

Just before credits, Ant & Dec appear on a tiny screen mounted to a tree stump. They’re smiling too widely.

the rugby captain finds a dead rat near the latrine area. ANNA the MP insists on a risk assessment. DARREN starts humming a forgotten B-side. THEO the chef looks at the rice and weeps. ACT THREE: THE FIRST NIGHT – “THE WHISPER”

Then – the first scream. A snake (non-venomous, but large) slithers over ’s sleeping bag. Chaos. SAM grabs it by the tail and flings it into the dark. The camp declares him king. He declines. ACT FOUR – THE TWIST (CLIFFHANGER)