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The final cost was astonishingly small. Elara paid in cash and a still-warm plum cake she’d baked in a fit of gratitude.

“Local,” Mervyn explained, wiping his hands on a rag that was mostly grease. “Aggie does the lining. Sid does the jetting. Brenda does the CCTV surveys from her conservatory while watching This Morning . We’re a consortium. The Mapleton Underground Alliance, we call it. The national boys charge you for the van’s fuel. We charge you for knowing the drains.” local drain unblocking services

She called. A gruff voice answered on the second ring. “Mervyn. Speak.” The final cost was astonishingly small

But the real miracle wasn’t the removal of the blockage. It was the call Mervyn made afterward. “Aggie does the lining

“Ah,” he said. “The Great Mapleton Fatberg of 2021. Thought we’d killed it. It’s regenerated.”