Malcolm In The: Middle

He turns to walk inside. Hal stops him.

“Welcome to the real world.” ACT TWO malcolm in the middle

“Can I keep Mr. Shiny?”

Executive Producer: You, for imagining this. He turns to walk inside

“So my job is to watch people haggle over our broken toaster while Reese threatens old ladies?” malcolm in the middle

“Those are mud pies, Reese. And no.”

Malcolm stares at it. Then at the camera. Then back at the penny.