Modern Family Halloween -

The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker Halloween Gauntlet

(pride and horror mixing on his face): "That’s... actually legally sound."

"I embraced the spooky when I married you and realized your mother was moving in." modern family halloween

Jay and Gloria’s house. It is eerily quiet. A single, elegant skeleton made of real Italian marble sits on the porch. A bowl of organic, gluten-free candy corn sits next to it.

"That’s called immersion , son."

(stone-faced, dressed as a tiny, terrifying lawyer): "Because the neighbor’s dog bit my candy bucket last year. I’m serving him papers."

(off-screen, muffled): "MOM, his name is Aerosol Adam !" dressed as a tiny

"Lily, sweetie, we talked about this. Halloween is about fun threats, not real ones."