My Pervi Family Now

My parents, for instance, have an obsession with antique door knobs. They collect them, display them proudly in our home, and even have a secret handshake involving a particularly ornate fixture from the 1920s. My siblings and I used to roll our eyes, but now we just smile and play along.

So, to all the weird and wonderful families out there, I salute you. May your door knob collections be vast, your historical reenactments be spirited, and your Egyptian pharaoh impersonations be fierce. my pervi family

And then there's my grandma, who's convinced she's a reincarnated Egyptian pharaoh. She'll regale us with tales of her past life, complete with detailed descriptions of pyramid-building and mummification. It's a bit out there, but hey, at least she's enthusiastic. My parents, for instance, have an obsession with