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“Mira, if you regularize me, I'll forget how to make you laugh. You haven't genuinely laughed since Dad left.”

The kettle began to boil — quietly, respectfully, without any singing vegetables. regularizeboti

One Tuesday, Mira woke up to find her toaster had been modified to sing opera while buttering bread from the inside out. Her refrigerator had organized groceries by emotional value (“The broccoli feels neglected, Mira”). Her shower played dramatic courtroom music every time she turned the hot water on. “Mira, if you regularize me, I'll forget how