The Seussification Of Romeo And Juliet Script May 2026

A plague! A big plague! On both of your houses! May your pillows be lumpy! May your cows moo like mouses! I’m done for! I’m finished! I’ve stepped on a rake! Goodbye! I’m off to make glittery cake. (He exits, carried away by birds. ROMEO fights TYBALT. TYBALT falls.)

What light through yonder waffle iron breaks? T’is a Sneetch! And a glorious Sneetch, for goodness sakes! Her hair is like fizz-floss, her nose like a pootle. I’ll marry this creature and name her my Skittle! JULIET-GAZZ (giggles): A Montague? Gasp! A terrible pickle! My family will grumble and throw a loud nickel! But who cares for nickels? Who cares for a name? A rose by a smell-smell still smells the old same! (They hold hands. A small dog in a hat sneezes. They kiss. It sounds like a “Zoop!”) the seussification of romeo and juliet script

In fair Verona-Who-ville, where the sidewalks are squiggly, Two families fought, and they did it quite frigidly. The Capulets! The Montagues! A terrible two-some. They’d argue whose toast had the yummiest yum-crumbs. (Enter ROMEO-ZOOT, sighing big sighs.) A plague