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For the first hour, it was magic. The host, a fast-talking Australian named Kevin, broke down “The Customer Journey” into five simple blocks. Arjun took furious notes, his hand cramping. He visualized his imaginary startup’s funnel. He felt the future whispering his name.

The 12-in-1 Coffin

He woke at 4 AM to the sound of Kevin’s triumphant voice: “And that, team, is how you build a brand from zero to hero in twelve simple steps!” The video had ended. A green “CONGRATULATIONS” banner hung on the screen. A checkbox appeared: Mark as Complete? For the first hour, it was magic