Let us redefine the term. Window licking is not a crime of compulsion. It is an art of longing. In an age of instant gratification—where we can own the shoes, the vacation, the aesthetic in three clicks—window licking is the final, rebellious form of desire without digestion.
The Double Ing: A Window-Licking Manifesto for the Modern Idler window licking double dicking
The Double Ing method says: