What’s the occasion? Sheldon: Occasion? No occasion. Just preparing for the inevitable cessation of my biological functions. George Sr.: (to Mary) It’s 7 AM.
At university, Dr. Sturgis notices Sheldon is distracted—he keeps calculating the probability of his own death per second. young sheldon s03e08 webrip
You demonstrated remarkable bat speed. 72 miles per hour exit velocity. That’s… impressive. Missy: Are you complimenting me? Did you hit your head? Sheldon: No. I just realized—if the universe is meaningless, then meaning is something we invent. You invented a home run. I invented the concept of probability of death per second. They’re both made up. Missy: (long pause) You’re weird. Sheldon: Yes. But so are you. Goodnight. What’s the occasion
That night, Sheldon can’t sleep. He sneaks to the living room and watches a documentary on Stephen Hawking, who says: “We are just a tiny speck in an unimaginably vast universe.” Just preparing for the inevitable cessation of my
Sheldon sits in the bleachers, muttering: “Kinetic energy converted to potential energy. Meaningless. She’ll still die one day.”
Mary sits next to him.
An Existential Crisis and a Blow to the Stomach