((exclusive)): 8liech-sc-ssd
Let me start by saying: the speeds are real. On paper, the 8liech-sc-ssd shouldn’t exist — PCIe 6.0 x8 in a M.2 2280 form factor with no heatsink? My motherboard’s temperature sensor hit 84°C during the third sequential write test. Didn’t throttle once. Impressive. Unsettling.
I formatted the drive with zeroes overnight. Next morning? Partition was back. Same content. 8liech-sc-ssd
Blazing fast, cheap ($89 for 8TB??), but I’m pretty sure it’s running its own RTOS. Don’t store your private keys on it. Or do. Maybe it likes that. Want me to tailor this more toward a real product, parody, or a specific community (e.g., sysadmins, gamers, data hoarders)? Let me start by saying: the speeds are real
It works. But I think it's listening.
Support email bounces. The .onion site still loads though. Didn’t throttle once